You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

  • Dennis Dugan
  • Judd Apatow
  • Adam Sandler
  • Robert Smigel
metacritic icon 5.4/10
themoviedb icon 5.5/10
  • Release Date: 2008-06-05
  • Views: 125
  • Country: US
  • Language: English | עִבְרִית
  • Runtime: 113
  • Budget: $90,000,000
  • Revenue: $201,596,308

John Turturro

The Phantom

Charlotte Rae

Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer


Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Ido Ezra


Yamit Sol


Norma Michaels

Older Lady in Salon

Adria Tennor

Kids' Salon Owner

Bunny Levine

Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch

Bruce Vilanch

Saye Yabandeh


Roni Meron

Hot Girl / Waitress

Veerta Motiani

Beach Girl

Maria Zambrana

Taxi Cab Patron

Billy Concha


Bernadette Lords


John McEnroe


Dina Doron

Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman

Zohan's Father

Chris Rock

Taxi Driver

Alec Mapa


Ahmed Ahmed


Barry Livingston

Gray Kleibolt

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman

Mariah's Assistant

Herzl Tobey


Ori Pfeffer

Second Commander

Dennis Dugan

Homeless Guy

Helen Siff

Mrs. Skitzer

Anna Berger

Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace

Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin

Older Lady in Salon

Lina So

Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria

Blonde at Salon

Donielle Artese

African American Salon Owner

Sid Ganis


Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone

Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar

Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey

Truck Driver

Jennifer De Minco

Arguing Female Customer

Edmund Lyndeck


Kristina Haddad

Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Marco Khan

Terrorist with Hand

Michelle Arenal

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Jordan Ashbrook

Hot Girl in Club

Ashley Ausburn

Girl at Mall

Mike Batayeh

Fry Cook

Denise Bradley

Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco

Isreali Soldier

Melanie Bulujian

Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon

Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher

Phantom's Wife

Cheryl Cosenza

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Rossie Cottrell

Phantom's Wife

Kendall Draughn

Picnic Girl

John Duerler

Electronic Store Customer

Ian Fisher

Disco Merchant

Anna Garcia Williams

Phantom's Wife

Leslie Garza

Disco Hip Girl

Jessica Mei Gershen

Girl in Club

Nikki Giavasis


Sharlene Grover

Isreali Soldier

Kevin James

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Rock Kohli

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr

Criminal #3

Rachael Murphy

Girl in Club

Bibiana Navas

Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis

Hacky Sack Fan

Klavdia Ramnareine

The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut

Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko

Middle Eastern Girl

Terrie Snell

Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli

Angry Palestinian

Riley Thomas Stewart

Little Boy #2

Keana Texeira

Rock-throwing Girl

Gina Tleel



Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer

Isreali Soldier

Holly Weber


Molly Weiner

Salon Patron

Henry Winkler

Limousine Passenger

Betty Murphy

Mrs. Haines
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